How many drunkards, tipplers, souses, and lushes are on this board?

Do you consider yourself a drunk?

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    79
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noamfromm

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After the controversy that has been brewing I think that we need to know how many drunks are posting on this board.
 















Do any of us lie when we fill out the form at the doctors office asking how many drinks we have in a sitting/day/week?
 




GopherJack said:
Do any of us lie when we fill out the form at the doctors office asking how many drinks we have in a sitting/day/week?
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Good question. Asking for a friend...
 







You can't drink all day if you don't start early!
 

Jeshurun said:
4 negatives make 2 positives, at least by my drunk math
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But!!! Can 4 negatively charged positives create the same alcohol content? Where is Einstein when you need him?
 

I don't understand British vernacular (at least that's what they sound like to me), so I'll answer tentatively "no" to each. Drunkard... nope. Maybe I'm just lame. ?
 

If a person at the night game vs. Syracuse a number of years ago fell one row down onto the woman seated in front of him, TWICE, without spilling his/her beer, what should he/ she indicate on the poll?

Asking for a friend who controls himself/herself better at night games now.
 

Vandy said:
If a person at the night game vs. Syracuse a number of years ago fell one row down onto the woman seated in front of him, TWICE, without spilling his/her beer, what should he/ she indicate on the poll?

Asking for a friend who controls himself/herself better at night games now.
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Was she hot? I’d call him a go getter!
 

Vandy said:
If a person at the night game vs. Syracuse a number of years ago fell one row down onto the woman seated in front of him, TWICE, without spilling his/her beer, what should he/ she indicate on the poll?

Asking for a friend who controls himself/herself better at night games now.
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You still use that tactic? :rolleyes:
 


I've been dry for 36 years in April, but I ran a consistent low-to-moderate buzz with spikes of ludicrous alcohol consumption (and all accompanying bad behaviors including standing at sporting events) during that period. I probably made more sense back then, but unfortunately the internet was not available for me to display my vast store of knowledge and insightful viewpoints on the state of society, sporting and otherwise.
 


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