Well, the good news is that, after playing y'all two years in a row, the Texas Tard fans might learn how to spell "Minnesota." Or at least read it well enough for their graduates to be able to deliver pizzas to your hotel room.
The other good news is that the Texas Bowl will now have a long-awaited fashion component where their coaching staff gets to show off how deep a v-neck in a t-shirt can be, and demonstrate their chops at designing cool uniforms like a sixth-grader with their first copy of NCAA Football on X-Box.
The downside is the increased traffic on the freeways in Houston from the 150 Tceh alumni whose vehicles are up for the trip from the god-forsaken desert that is West Texas. It's not so much a problem in terms of numbers, but rather that most of these folks have never seen a stoplight or a building taller than two stories. They are also not used to driving any faster than 45 mph, and may be temporarily blinded when they try to spit a mouthful of Skoal Straight juice out their window at highway speeds and it comes back in their face.
Watch out, because unlike last year's team, this Tceh team has swagger. I'm unclear what that means, exactly, but I think it boils down to the following:
1. Same level of play as before
2. More glitter and bedazzling
3. Increased trash talk after making mundane plays
4. Three-day beards and deep v-necks
If you are uninterested in playing the tards for a second year, here is a link to their alumni association. Perhaps they can call in a favor to an old friend and have Tceh moved to the Little Ceasars Bowl: Tard Alumni Worldwide
