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    It's about that time of year again...

    ...for me. After letting John Stocco high-step into the endzone in a nationally-televised 2004 blowout... The infamous muffed punt of 2005... John Clay barreling through our LBs in 2006... The almosts of 2007-2008-2009... The implosions of 2010-2011-2012... and the offensive performance anxiety...
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    Is 8 wins enough?

    We currently have 5 (17). Pessimistic scenario: Wisconsin L @ Iowa L @ OSU L Indiana L PSU W @ Nebraska L @ Purdue L Total: 6 wins (18) Realistic scenario: Wisconsin L @ Iowa L @ OSU L Indiana L PSU W @ Nebraska W @ Purdue W Total: 8 wins (20) Optimistic scenario: Wisconsin W @ Iowa W @...
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    Now we know why it's so hard to win @ the Flophouse

    The badgers just use whichever clock is most convenient for them at the time. :rolleyes: Edit: HA HA HA. *&^!#*&^!#*&^!#*&^!# YOU BO RYAN. Stick your *&^!#*&^!#*&^!#*&^!#ed up clocks up your ass. Oh, and eat *&^!#*&^!#*&^!#*&^!#.
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    Big Ten wins ACC Challenge 8-4

    including a MN win and a skunk loss. Can't script it any better than that.
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    Ladies and gentlemen we have found our new shoes

    I cannot be the only one who is watching not the game, but a flurry of fluorescent streaks on my TV screen!
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    What is it with Wisconsin and basketball coaches

    Tony Bennett - not technically a Wisconsin coach, but Wisconsin born-and-raised and just gave Tubby a free coaching lesson Dick Bennett - overall great coach, and spawned the above Bo Ryan - consistent overachiever, teams are always greater than the sum of their parts Bruce Pearl - cheating...
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    Who does Tubby have to blow to get those lower level seats filled up?

    What's the excuse this time... "it's snowing"?
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    Eleven reasons in favor of Jeff Horton for head coach

    It appears we are in a bit of a pickle: - We can't hire the program-rebuilder type because that's what Mason was. - We can't hire the "guy who the players liked" because that's what Gutey was. - We can't hire the successful lower-division coach because that's what Wacker was. - We can't hire...
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    Give Horton a lifetime contract

    and the key to the city. Absolutely incredible that he took this disaster of a team and managed back-to-back wins including one against former-#7 Iowa. It feels so good to have this little guy: :pig: back in the trophy case...
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    Why don't we play Wisconsin teams more often?

    We often forget that there are not one but four D-I teams to our east: Wisconsin, WI-Green Bay, WI-Milwaukee, and Marquette. The last time we played Marquette was in 2000, and I can't remember the last time we played UWGB or UWM. These two would be fairly easy wins and Marquette would be a great...
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    Frightening thought

    If WI had beaten MSU, they would be ranked #1 or #2 right now and have a clear path to the national championship. :eek: Thank you Sparty. Thank you.
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    The coaches were planning on installing the pistol next year

    per recent reports. A couple months ago I was joking about which offense we would run next and it turns out I was too prescient for my own good. It's a shame we will never be able to see how our grand plan on conquering the Mountain West Conference would have worked out. Sorry Jeff, God bless...
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    What happened to Royston?

    His leg was "99.8%" a month ago...
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    What is the farthest our offense will be able to advance against OSU?

    We all know this is going to be ugly. The question is, how ugly?
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    If you want to see coaching genius in action

    You could turn on Oregon vs. UCLA.... OR, you could watch Marc "The Savior" Trestman's Montreal Alouettes vs. the Hamilton Tiger-Cats. Tomorrow, 6:00 CDT on ESPN3. :cheer:
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    Could Boise St. play in the national championship?

    And why has Brewster not been fired yet?
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    Minnesota football coaches postgame meeting - revealed!

    I got this from a connection in the program who secretly recorded it. I finally got done transcribing it. A little bit of insight into the process of planning for their next opponent...... ------- October 3, 2010 11:00 AM Tim Brewster: OK guys, as you all know, we play Wisconsin on Saturday...
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    Well, I guess those unis didn't work, either

    What to try next? Maroon pants, white jersey, gold helmet? White pants, gold jersey, maroon helmet? Maroon pants, gold jersey, gold helmet? Gold pants, maroon jersey, white helmet? Ideas and suggestions below. :confused:



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