Recent content by wels0081

Gloria Johnson is my State Rep but I haven't heard much of the debate this week. I'm too busy digging my fallout shelter. When Kiffin and the Crimson Tide roll in Saturday, there likely won't be much of a community left. If you have any extra canned goods, please send them my way.

I do love me some Carleton...

http://deadspin.com/5952291/eric-deckers-fiancee-wants-everyone-to-know-that-her-husband-has-a-big-dick Thanks Deadspin. He played in Minneapolis four years and I never really thought to ask about this. During last night's Broncos-Chargers game, Broncos wide receiver Eric Decker tripped on...

Urban Meyer doesn't think high school students should have to pay their way to college football camps. Hate to say it, but I agree with him. I think this says something about recruiting at Ohio State versus Florida. The kids don't live down the road anymore and Urban can't get the talent to...

May want to turn it on if you're not listening... Tongue-in-cheek celebration of the NIT win(s)

Not so fast... Andre doesn't know it, but as soon as he gets home he's got an offer letter waiting for him he just can't refuse... Or can he?

Alright, I'm the guy who likes to post ridiculous things and get torn apart so here goes... Tubby is trumpeting for a $15 million practice facility again. It's an investment the university says they want to make but for whatever reason they haven't. Is there anyway we can tie a practice...

The Toledo Rocket cracked me up, I don't remember ever seeing that before.

I know it's early but we don't have a bowl game to talk about... Who, if any, do you think we've got that will at least be getting some looks and consideration from NFL teams this spring? I might be overly optimistic, but I think there are four guys on the roster that could contribute to a...

Anybody else notice the Air Jordan Minnesota jackets that Coach Kill has been wearing around? It makes me giggle like Anderson Cooper whenever I see it. It just seems to counter to his whole style. I would expect him to wear Bill Belichick's hand-me-down sweatshirt, you know? This is totally...

Anybody know if the opener is a nationally televised game? I know ABC is carrying it, but living in the south I often get stuck watching an ACC game instead of the Big Ten.

Dinero "straight cash homey" Moss is going to be a Gopher, Matt O'Connell tweeted it earlier today. "Dinero Moss from Piper High in Florida has just committed to Minnesota."

Orlando Sentinel columnist says reports are that John Gruden has agreed to a three year deal at $2 million per to coach at Miami. (Twitter: georgediaz) Cross another one off the list?

Dan McCarney accepted the head coaching job at North Texas. I didn't think he'd be a good fit for us, but many rumored he was a candidate for the Gopher's job. Cross him off your list.

So we know that Tony Dungy is on the search committee charged with finding the next head coach and today Maturi said the decision would be the athletic director's to make. Who else is on the committee? Is it primarily athletic department staff? Trustees? Whatever guys with football knowledge...