What To Do?

[tikited]

Now that my work week is over, what can I do to keep my mind occupied before tomorrow morning's kickoff?

A. Drink heavily, pass out?

B. Organize and promote a fundraiser? Battle of the Gopher Holers: Kelly Leeks vs. Replacement Gopher in a fist fight for the ages. I will only require 50% of the proceeds.

C. Build my very own Homecoming Float (over my ten speed) entirely out of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer cases and slightly used Snuggies?

D. Build a biggest whiner trophy in honor of the lamest fan sitting in my section? I already have many contenders in mind.

E. Other?

 

[washgopher]

E.Other

intravenous Valium comes to mind

 

[SunGopher]

Normally I'd vote for A without even thinking but I'm opting for D this week. There's more than 1 near me as well.

 

[KoolAid]

Dude, you need to click on the thread "Let's Ride" and watch that video. That's what you need to do.

 

[Sir Tipsy McStagger]

It's Friday afternoon and you find yourself finally free from the shackles of the workaday life you lead. Oh how glorious a situation to be in and one Dr. Lloyd and I have found ourselves in to many times to recall. Your next play can literally make or break your weekend, Tikited, but I suspect you know this. Don't do anything too hasty. Ask yourself, what is your end goal for the weekend, and begin working backward - the path will reveal itself to you. Choose wisely, get drunk, wake up (if you end up sleeping) and be out there tailgating by 6 AM. Godspeed!