Ron Johnson Super Fan
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This will give you an idea of what's going on at the fair. I'll sum it up for you, but also show that I'm not kidding.
:00 - 1:00 Family is introduced
1:00 - 2:00 Bad Marching Bands
2:00 - 3:00 Guy gets into the act....surprise, eats fatty fried food
3:00 - 4:30 Kid eats an entire Gummy Bear (the size of a small rabbit) This might be the highlight of the clip
4:30 - 5:30 Wife eats an 18 inch Corn Dog. (nasty!)
5:30 - 6:15 Eating with really bad music in the background. I hated this part.
6:15 - 7:00 Dude gets sold a super scraper for his home grill
7:00 - 8:00 Games! Beer Belly Guy (he does have an impressive beer belly) watches in the background
8:00 - A bucket of Cookies and a Big Fat Fried Slap of Bacon. I love bacon, but not anymore after seeing this.
Final Calorie Count: 9,301 (I'm serious...they counted how many calories they consumed. They only counted 120 calories for the Slab of Bacon. I'm not buying that)
I won't lie. i fast forwarded straight to the wife taking down the 18 inch corn dog. Its great to see parents raising their child to be a diabetic. God bless this country.