The reason we have no chance on Thursday


I have no Clue where Speedo guy is. My Guess is he is in the pool.
 

Illinois leads the nation in opponents' free throw percentage while the gophers are nearly last. How will they be able to overcome this massive disparity? Where's speedo-guy when we need him?

Clearly, we need to balance this out. The Big Ten should require our opponents to shoot their free throws from the 3-point line, and Illinois' opponents should be able to shoot layups for theirs!
 

Just shoot all from the line...we get 1 for each miss, 2 for a make. IL gets 0 for miss, 1 for a make.
 




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