The headline in the Sunday paper will read?...

[BleedGopher]

Go-FOURS: Minnesota Dominates, Wins 4th Straight Big Ten Game

Souhan: Huge public university only beats small private school by 17 points

Go Gophers!!

 

[short ornery norwegian]

Vikings fans start tailgating early for Cowboys game.

Wild still waiting for first goal from Kaprizov.

Brawn beats brains as Gopher FB team stops Northwestern.

 

[GopherRock]

AMERICA'S TEAM COMING TO TOWN

 

[BTChamp]

Kim Kardashian farted.

Some maroon local team played some other team from another town. Results unknown.

 

[spermophilus]

NU-Anced: Gopher ‘O’ Mixes Run, Pass In “Win”dy City

 

[restovich]

Cowboys come to town! Sign up for our 14 unique Viking features. Wild ride hot goalie to win. Sign up for our on-line product.

btw, Gophers win

 

[GringaGopher]

Vikings still in contention for playoffs in must win game. Gophers " wildcat " formation takes down the Wildcats.

 

[Bulldog13tv]

“PJ embarrasses MN after 45-3 win”

 

[imthewalrus]

Negative, naysaying Northwestern Nation
needing nicer news. Noting numbing negative narratives no new nicer news now for Northwestern. Gophers 19. NU 9.

 

[SanDiegoGopherFan]

“Culture” beats “High ACT scores”

 

[Otis]

Northwestern nerds need new narrative! Gophers greedily go gridiron gangbusters!