The headline in the Sunday paper will read?…

[BleedGopher]

Gophers Beat Hawkeyes, It Was Time.

Go Gophers!!

 

[saintpauljeff]

‘Gophers receive 9th Hawkeye loss in a row… does anyone remember the Leidner thrashing for their last Hawkeye win?’

 

[BTChamp]

Taylor Swift was seen partying with......

 

[spermophilus]

“Hawkeyes 3 Non-Offensive TDs Spark 21-4 Win Over Gophers”

Also In Today’s Strib:

“Gophers Lament Average Starting Position On Their Own 4 Yd-line”

“Iowa QB Hill Throws 2 Backward Passes - Leads To 2 Safeties, Minny’s Only Points”

 

[Gophers7NatTitlesBadgers0]

I went to a football game and a soccer match broke out! Gophers take it 2-nil in 5OT!

 

[DelawareGopher]

Hawkeyes Edge Gophers in Punt-Fest

(I expect this to be a repeat of the Nebraska game, but with us losing this time because Iowa is our new curse)

 

[mngolf]

Environmentalists expect cloud of stink over state to leave by Sunday night.

 

[Stan]

Gophers Beat Hawkeyes, It Was Time.

Go Gophers!!

This.

 

[HitMeAgainIAmStillMoving]

Fleck Opens NIL Floodgate with win over Iowa.

 

[Rose Bowl Brew]

“Nine in a row. Gophers haven’t beaten Iowa since Obama was in office”