The headline in the Sunday newspaper will read?...

[BleedGopher]

"Gophers Dominate From Opening Kickoff, Look Ready for Big Ten Play"

Go Gophers!!

 

[Unregistered User]

Something, something non Gopher football related.

LOL

LOL

HAHAHAHAHA

 

[Rescooter]

Gutsy play by Gopher Offense seals the win.

 

[SelectionSunday]

Defense Looks B1G Ready, Bails Out Gophers in Low-Scoring Nail-Biter

 

[e.bigelow]

"This isn't where I parked my car?"

 

[Maroon92]

"Lynx playoff run is the talk of the town"

 

[A_Slab_of_Bacon]

Vikings Gameday Preview

 

[Vandy]

Gophers, - Offense roll over Ohio......

 

[Go4fan4ever]

Gophers offense improves but still needs work after win over Ohio. Defense continues to impress.

Twins keep pace in Wild Card race.

Vikings not ready for high powered Charger team. (sorry, this is the 1 week every 4 years I can't cheer for the Vikings)

 

[Spoofin]

Oh, Hi O. Offense returns in Gopher victory.

 

[Go4fan4ever]

Oh, Hi O. Offense returns in Gopher victory.

*slow claps* Well done. +1

 

[beavergopher]

Rebecca Kill punches out Limegrover in locker room confrontation following Homecoming loss to Ohio.

 

[Vandy]

Oh, Hi O. Offense returns in Gopher victory.

+2. Nice work.

 

[Jike Spingleton]

Not Great, Bob(cats) -- U rolls on Homecoming

 

[Bayfieldgopher]

The Gophers get offensive against Ohio!!

 

[MNGoldenGophers1]

Limegrover cures insomnia with test case using 50,000 subjects, hailed hero.

In other news, Claeys toils in virtual obscurity trying to perfect formula to prevent opposing team’s offense from outscoring their defense, results inconclusive and more tests needed.

 

[GophersInIowa]

Limegrover cures insomnia with test case using 50,000 subjects, hailed hero. In other news, Claeys toils in virtual obscurity trying to perfect formula to prevent opposing team’s offense from outscoring their defense, results inconclusive and more tests needed.

That's one heck of a headline.

 

[Governor Sibley]

Oh, Hi O. Offense returns in Gopher victory.

Not bad

 

[MNGoldenGophers1]

That's one heck of a headline.

I got greedy.

 

[GopherOhana]

Duck Season Opened with a Bang

 

[Ski U Mah Gopher]

Johnnies beat Tommies in a Barnburner

 

[Sparlimb]

Minnesota Lynx on verge of 4th WNBA finals appearance in 5 years.

 

[Urbandale]

Oh, Hi O. Offense returns in Gopher victory.

That's fantastic. I wish I'd thought of that.

 

[Kuato Lives!]

"GopherHole Poster Takes Over For Kill, Leads U to Win"

 

[RolGnav]

"Croft replaces Leidner and completes comeback to beat Ohio"

 

[GopherJack]

"Gophers easily beat Ohio U. Bobcat fan stabbed outside stadium by knife-wielding polar bear."

 

[wait!what?]

Leidner benched. Gopher fans admit Wait!What? was correct all along.

 

[DoubleAlum]

Seals and Croft: We May Never Pass This Way Again - Leidner Era Over