List of things worse than the Gophers

[GophersInIowa]

1899 Cleveland Spiders: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1899_Cleveland_Spiders_season

 

[Winnipegopher]

Warts (not the kind on your feet).

 

[John Galt]

Living in Wisconsin or Iowa

 

[gopheralum2000]

Living in Wisconsin. I'd rather have a football team that loses 100 games than live in that hellhole.

Jealous much?! Apparently you've never lived in Wisconsin or spent much time there. But hey, go ahead and keep on losing and Wisconsin will go on with our winning ways.