If you could hire a new Gopher FB coach

[Oneoldgopher]

outside of the football world, who would it be?

It would have to be Richard Dean Anderson because we need a guy who could build a fire extinguisher out of Badger pelts, knows Minnesota, has Hollywood connections, and could act like he belongs.

 

[mnsports1]

dennis haysbert

 

[I'mpayingforthestadium]

Lonnie Anderson

 

[CP Gopher]

Jackie Moon
He's not an X's and O's guy, not a tactitian....but a motivator in the classic sense of the word. Like Lombardi or Charles Lindbergh.

 

[wdgold]

Clint Eastwood

 

[husker70]

George Patton

 

[Seany]

Chuck Norris.

 

[josh087]

Jack Bauer.

 

[60's Guy]

Erin Andrews

 

[Breakin' The Plane]

Burt Reynolds

 

[FreakyDeke]

Anton Chigurh

As long as we win the coin toss, I like our chances.

 

[NateDawgUM]

Do they have to be alive?

Rodney Dangerfield, he thought outside of the box in Ladybugs.

 

[ruralgopher]

Bobby Knight

 

[dpodoll68]

Katy Perry

 

[Ski U Mah Gopher]

James Earl Jones

Imagine the pre-game speech.

 

[Ski U Mah Gopher]

Or maybe Morgan Freeman

See above for reason.

 

[Breakin' The Plane]

I'd think Obama could turn things around in a hurry.

 

[metrolax]

Barney Fife

 

[washgopher]

PeeWee Herman

 

[betterdeadthanred]

Colonel Sanders

 

[drinks at Northpoint]

Walter Matthau
He could recruit Kelly Leeks after he rode his motorcycle onto the field.

 

[Flatfoot]

Sun Tzu

 

[Too Long in the Wasteland]

I was thinking the same thing

Chuck Norris.

Then we could say all these cool things about our coach. And even if we didn't beat Wisconsin, instead of shaking Bulemia's hand after the game Chuck could give him a roundhouse kick to the head.

 

[Seany]

Then we could say all these cool things about our coach. And even if we didn't beat Wisconsin, instead of shaking Bulemia's hand after the game Chuck could give him a roundhouse kick to the head.

Exactly.

 

[gopher46eagan]

Then we could say all these cool things about our coach. And even if we didn't beat Wisconsin, instead of shaking Bulemia's hand after the game Chuck could give him a roundhouse kick to the head.

Thanks for the laugh, that was spit my DC out funny.

 

[Hoop33]

Athletic Director - Arnold Schwartzenegger
Head Coach - Jesse Ventura
Offensive Coordinator - Burt Reynolds
Defensive Coordinator - Carl Weathers
Special Teams - Steven Seagal
Ball Boy - Bobby Boucher

 

[howeda7]

Steven Colbert. He'd make us all feel better about each loss.

 

[Tater]

Ozzie Guillen

 

[50PoundHead]

The Meatballs version of Bill Murray. We'd throttle the fat kids' camp!

 

[Silvio]

HC: David Koresh - Recruits Texas well

OC: Genghis Kahn - lead a potent attack out of many formations
DC: Stonewall Jackson - Nickname says it all, although he was accidentally shot by his own troops.