How about this guy?

[needmorecowbell]

"Football is a violent game played by violent people, so put a smile on your face, murder in your heart and lets go kick these f***kers in the mouth" -Dick Bumpas, TCU Defensive Coordinator

 

[Breakin' The Plane]

That guy's a jerk. Last Christmas, his dogs burst into the back door of my house and devoured our turkey.

 

[Seany]

You've got to love that attitude. Great quote.

 

[drinks at Northpoint]

That guy's a jerk. Last Christmas, his dogs burst into the back door of my house and devoured our turkey.

Love the Bumpas hounds reference.