Horton Hears a Who

[fuzz on the kiwi]

Weber was too much for them.
They beat him! They mauled him. They started to haul
Him into his cage! But he managed to call to the Brewster:
"Don't give up! I believe in you all!
A gophers a gopher, no matter how small!
And you very small gopher will not have to die
If you make yourselves heard! So come on now and try!

The Brewster grabbed a Horton, he started to smack it.
And, all over Dinkytown they whooped up a racket.
They rattled tin kettles, they beat on brass pans,
On garbage pail tops, and old cranberry cans!
They blew on bazookas and blasted great toots
On clarinets, oom-pahs and boom-pahs and flutes!

We have found our man Horton, and in that we can plan...

 

[Rhinegator]

You're OK the worlds all wrong

You're OK, the worlds all wrong

 

[rivergopher]

Hi Pantherhawk, got your face out of the latest Harry Potter long enough to come and bother us. When do you create your next awesome light saber photo?

 

[raindog]

Someone has too much time on their hands. However, the word association that came up for me up was from a spoof listing of adult Suess titles from a few years back: "Horton Hires a Ho". Not to worry though, Mike Price has dibs.