Happy 43rd birthday to Coach Fleck. Gopher fans, what do you hope is in this present he and Goldy are about to open?

[BleedGopher]

Go Gophers!!

 

[Gophers7NatTitlesBadgers0]

A star QB.

 

[Gopher_In_NYC]

Go Gophers!!

He apparently has misplaced his

 

[BTChamp]

He apparently has misplaced his

Sorry I had to delete that. It was a little over the top.

 

[MNfootballfan]

Hopefully signed letters of intent from Koi and Lindsay.

(I know letters can't be signed yet...)

 

[goldengophers]

A cloak of flexibility.

 

[LakevilleBro]

An offensive coordinator, who can call more than a handful of predictable plays.

 

[USAF]

A pair,
And,
A few mil in NIL

 

[RememberMurray]

An entire game next season in which a committee of Gopher Hole posters actually get to call the offensive plays, while Fleck sits back and second-guesses them.

 

[STPGopher]

He apparently has misplaced his

 

[Gopher_In_NYC]

Viiva Capri

 

[A_Slab_of_Bacon]

I didn’t get invited

 

[Golden_Gopher_Fanatic2169]

All jokes aside, that’s some cool wrapping paper!

 

[Gopher_In_NYC]

All jokes aside, that’s some cool wrapping paper!

Just in time for Christmas

 

[STPGopher]

Just in time for Christmas

"Bestest day ever!!!" - Gopher_In_NYC

 

[HitMeAgainIAmStillMoving]

Sorry I had to delete that. It was a little over the top.

BTCDiceClay

 

[FredCoxRocks]

Socks

 

[FinnGopher]

He's only 43? He looks older.

 

[NewBerlinBucky]

A bottle of ink remover for his 2nd wife.

 

[Gophers1992]

A bottle of ink remover for his 2nd wife.

Classy, as always

 

[Gophers1992]

He's only 43? He looks older.

90 hour work weeks will do that to a man.

 

[Gopher_In_NYC]

"Bestest day ever!!!" - Gopher_In_NYC

Today is a close second

 

[Word]

A bottle of ink remover for his 2nd wife.

Why have you been drawing pictures of Heather?

 

[STPGopher]

Why have you been drawing pictures of Heather?

That or he imagines her when at Wisconsin's "fine"

establishments while wearing this:


PJ is fair game and understandable, but taking shots at his wife is...well odd.
Skunk +Popcorn box = Always classy!

 

[NewBerlinBucky]

Why have you been drawing pictures of Heather?

No need. Heather wears her own pictures all over her epidermis.

 

[Word]

No need. Heather wears her own pictures all over her epidermis.

Fun fact: 32% of Americans have at least one tattoo.

 

[short ornery norwegian]

An entire game next season in which a committee of Gopher Hole posters actually get to call the offensive plays, while Fleck sits back and second-guesses them.

the St. Louis Browns baseball team actually held a "you be the manager night" in 1951. Fans in the stands held up cards telling the team "yes" or "no" on certain situations - like whether to bunt or change pitchers - and whatever a majority of fans voted for, that's what the team did.

-------they won the game-------------

look it up. it was a hoot.

 

[NewBerlinBucky]

Fun fact: 32% of Americans have at least one tattoo.

She’s definitely a ‘one percenter’.

 

[Word]

She’s definitely a ‘one percenter’.

Sounds like you've got a crush on her.

 

[PMWinSTP]

Seriously, I think that is one of his clones...