BREAKING: THE PORTAL HAS BEEN BROKEN

Gopher_In_NYC

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The portal is on IL with fatigue/exhaustion.

“I didn’t sign up for this &@&?€£¥,” the portal gasped with exasperation to this reporter.

“Hey kiddos, you all can’t start! You think your coach is a loser and no know nothing dumbo - just you wait till u hang up them cleats and work for a real donkey. Growing up sux, but you still get a free education, date people who you probably wouldn’t otherwise and get all kinds of free gear that others don’t.
Be grateful you little 💩.”

Goofy fans, I’ll try and hijack you a QB or three.
 
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