Brazil is telling their 'futbol' fans to sit during games..we need them to stand!

[Central Valley Bowties]

Perhaps they have been watching too many Gopher football games to get this idea.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/soccer/news/20130711/maracana-stadium-brazil-ban-fans-standing/

 

[highwayman]

They also have referees that kill players. Then those referees are in turn stoned to death, quartered, and beheaded by the fans.