The headline in the Sunday paper will read?...

[BleedGopher]

Hawkeyes Destroyed as Gophers Bring Home Floyd

Go Gophers!!

 

[GophersInIowa]

Here Piggy Piggy...Gophers hold on to beat Iowa

 

[BeerFueledFF]

Makin' Bacon: Gophers take back Floyd by crushing the Hawkeyes.

 

[highwayman]

Gophers make bacon, blast Hawks 41-14.

 

[Bayfieldgopher]

Gophers go Hog wild and bring home the Pig

 

[PMWinSTP]

Snubbed Gophers Make Statement and Destroy Iowa

 

[spermophilus]

I-O-Wah?!? Hawks Seek Answers After Gophers Win

 

[UpAndUnder43]

10-0 Gophers Bring Home The Bacon

 

[Otis]

10-0!

Gophers enter uncharted territory!

 

[IceBoxGopher]

Gophers reach double digit wins in double digit win

 

[Rescooter]

400 pounds of Gopher too much for Hawkeyes. Faalele scores HUGE touchdown as Gophers roll.

 

[IceBoxGopher]

400 pounds of Gopher too much for Hawkeyes. Faalele scores HUGE touchdown as Gophers roll.

LOL YES.

 

[RememberMurray]

I must say, these headlines are brilliant. Bravo, GopherHole!

The headline writers on this board are better than the ones employed by the local papers.

 

[In-House Gopher]

Rowing High on the Hog!

 

[cemba99]

“A Perfect 10 (-0)”

 

[BeerFueledFF]

I must say, these headlines are brilliant. Bravo, GopherHole!

The headline writers on this board are better than the ones employed by the local papers.

And we do it for free!

 

[Atl Gopher]

This is really Wednesday morning headlines after the Selection Committee's Tuesday night show:

Even though Mississippi State beat Alabama and Ole Miss beat LSU this past Saturday, Alabama moves into the #4 position (they are after all Alabama), and LSU slips to #2. Ohio State after beating Rutgers 104 to ''2' (fumble in and out of the endzone by Ohio State), moves to #1. 10 & 0 Minnesota slips to #9 because the only reason that Minnesota, beat Iowa is because Nate Stanley had a fight with his girlfriend 3 weeks ago and was distracted.

 

[GringaGopher]

Floyd returns home with the undefeated Gophers !

 

[Otis]

Gophers go where no Gopher has gone before!

 

[TeeBee]

Gophers 1-0 in Iowa Championship season, with a Pig to Prove It

 

[RallyMunky]

Gophers go FULL BANANAs on their way to 10-0!

 

[Maverick]

Reusse recovering from choking episode...names himself "Turkey of the Year"

 

[Vandy]

Gophers In Hog Heaven After Curb Stomping the Hogeyes

 

[Veritas]

Gophers Win Big Ten West

 

[Jeshurun]

10-0 Gophers Beat Iowa 10-0 to Go 10-0 For the First Time Since 300 BCE

 

[GopherRock]

Hog Wild

 

[bfast]

"Porkfect 10"

... you can close the thread now.

 

[Rescooter]

"Porkfect 10"

... you can close the thread now.

Yes, you may drop the mic.

 

[BobbyG]

Gophers cash in on Morgan-Stanley matchup 38-13.

 

[Jeshurun]

Bacon Me Crazy, Gophers Pass All Over Iowa to Reclaim the Pig