How hot is your Chili? - The 9-0 and headed to Kinnick Edition

Our Gophers just Beat number 4 PSU How hot is you chili?

  • The Devil Refuses to take a bite hot

    Votes: 43 64.2%
  • Five digit Kelvin Hot

    Votes: 13 19.4%
  • Nuke Reactor Hot!!!!

    Votes: 3 4.5%
  • Off of the Scoville chart hot!!!

    Votes: 2 3.0%
  • What Chili? It evaporated!

    Votes: 4 6.0%
  • I must be dead or a Badger Fan. I've cooled on them

    Votes: 2 3.0%

  • Total voters
    67
  • Poll closed .

STPGopher

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It's simple. We are 9-0 and just beat the #4 team in the country. How hot is your chili?
 

BTChamp

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Pittsburgh is in Pennsylvania (reference Penn State). Pittsburgh is known for steel. I just drank molten steel is how hot my chili is!!!!
 

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I thought Penn State would be the week the AZ-5 button was pressed but it appears my chili is so hot we are reaching unseen temperature levels. Please do NOT flow water to my core.
 

Schnauzer

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I don't think Brewster ever envisioned chili this hot
 

Otis

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Chili burned through the pot, the floor and all 15 stories of the building I was cooking it in.
 

Jeshurun

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My chili is 'rectum, dam near killed em' hot.
 

fmlizard

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The Large Hadron Collider is stirring my chili pot this week! Smashing GOLD particles together yields a temperature of 7.2 trillion degrees Fahrenheit, perfect to spice things up!
 

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I wonder where that Brewster era Rose Bowl grass ended up...
 

IceBoxGopher

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As hot as the Merciless Pepper of Quetzalacatenango, grown deep in the jungle primeval by the inmates of a Guatemalan insane asylum.
 

GopherDog1

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The Meteor that killed all dinosaurs in 30 seconds hot.
 

Jeshurun

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My chili is 'Posting So Frequently On GopherHole That I'm Told I Have To Wait 30 Seconds' hot.
 
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