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Bad Gopher

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This is so wrong, but I can't stop laughing at this.
 

Costa Rican Gopher

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If I was taking bets on who's so twisted that they'd poison a thread for comic relief with their divisive political crap, you would have been the prohibitive favorite. You're so consumed by Trump that there can be no thread & no topic beyond your poison.
 

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Keep calm and carry on:

I heard a Dr. on TV saying in this time of Coronavirus staying at home we should focus on inner peace. To achieve this, we should always finish things we start and we could use more calm in our lives. I looked through the house to find things I’d started and hadn't finished, so I finished off a bottle of Cabernet, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiumun srciptuns, an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how feckin fablus I feel rite now. Sned this to all who need inner piss. An telum u luvum. And two hash yer wands, stafe day avrybobby!!! ??????”.
 

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I can't find the original tweet but the gist of it was:

"I really thought 2020 was gonna be my year. Little did I know, come March I'd be unemployed & wiping my azz with coffee filters"
 
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