The Total Package

[jason]

The gophers are the complete package:

• Our ends can't pressure
• Our linebackers can't diagnoise
• Our corners can't cover
• Our safeties can't protect
  
• Our lineman can't block
• Our receivers can't catch
• Our backs can't run
• Our quarterback can't throw
  
• Our coach can't think

 

[sec105]

...But we are light years ahead of where we were.

 

[zman]

But at least we are bigger, faster, and more athletic in not doing so.