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Despite the Overrated "Frost" and Snow, Gophers Are Now 6-0.

Go Gophers!!
 

Golden Gophers Shuck the Huskers.

page 2. Frost on the Hot Seat in Lincoln
 

Wild Break the Ice for 1st Win


Under fold:
$5 Trophy back with Goldy
 


"Twins pick up option on Cruz! Still need pitching."

Below the fold:

"Ho hum, Gophers move to 6-0 like a tree falling in the woods"
 




Gopher Gusts Frost Huskers

Dave Dahl Pelted with Snow Balls; Suspect Detained
 






Gopher Running Backs Husk Nebraska Defenders En-Route To 6-0
 




Cousins fails to attend Trump rally. Trump calls him a "loser."

The Gopher-Nebraska game Saturday night was still in progress when this edition of the paper went to press. Check the online edition for results.
 

Seven Trump Associates Indicted

You’re thinking way to optimistically


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Cousins fails to attend Trump rally. Trump calls him a "loser."

The Gopher-Nebraska game Saturday night was still in progress when this edition of the paper went to press. Check the online edition for results.

Ok you three stooges take your political $hit to the OT board.
 



If they lose, I heard on the radio this morning "can't grow the boat in frozen water!"

I don't think they will lose so it will probability be "gophers 6-0 and still unranked "

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If they lose, I heard on the radio this morning "can't grow the boat in frozen water!"

I don't think they will lose so it will probability be "gophers 6-0 and still unranked "

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**row** not grow

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Probably something about subscribing, since nobody reads the fishwrap and the digital version has a zero-freebies paywall.
 

If they lose, I heard on the radio this morning "can't grow the boat in frozen water!"

I don't think they will lose so it will probability be "gophers 6-0 and still unranked "

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Zero chance we win this and remain unranked.
 


Zero chance we win this and remain unranked.

We should land somewhere between 22-24 if we win this game. Texas A&M is gonna drop out for sure after this week, and there are a few other teams that are decent odds for an upset.
 




Gophers Stay Perfect - Lead the BIG 10 West as Iowa and Wisconsin both go down to defeat!
 





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