The headline in the Sunday newspaper will read?...

"Hurricane, out to sea. Will miss the East coast."
 



Black Lives Matter demonstration is short lived... Protesters flee scene after being scared off by thousands of anorexic white zombies.
 




"Kill's imaginary lake home burns to ground after dumpster catches fire"
 


The final headline in the print edition of today's STrib reads: "U flips switch: Still, nothing works"

Go Gophers!!
 



"Gopher Football is a $hitburger and everyone is taking a bite"


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