Penn St Game Time


Well, with the early start time, I guess I'll have to get extra drunk on bourbon the night before.
 


JoePa will have been awake for 6½ hours by the time we reach kickoff.

Bring home the prestigious Victory Bell!!!
 

What's wrong with Bourbon and eggs?

Oh, nothing at all. Just saying the three or so hours of bourbon drinking at the tailgate lot is not enough time to get a sufficient jag on. Consequently, I'll have to wake up still 75% blitzed from the night before.

Just need a little something to take the edge off, you know? By the Iowa game it'll be shots of Jack and a Xanax. :D
 



Oh, nothing at all. Just saying the three or so hours of bourbon drinking at the tailgate lot is not enough time to get a sufficient jag on. Consequently, I'll have to wake up still 75% blitzed from the night before.

Just need a little something to take the edge off, you know? By the Iowa game it'll be shots of Jack and a Xanax. :D

It's sad we need so much medicine to get through this.
 





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