Kiffin, is there anything this guy won't do?

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Brewster is going one better, he's allready offered any sons Joe Mauer might produce in the future. Take that, Kiffin!
 

Just wait and see what happens if SH has some trouble, and see how fast Lane throws him under the bus. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE FOR ME is all he cares about.
 

Lane Kiffin called me last night offering my unborn son a scholarship. I told him we will have to wait till June when he is born so he can sign on the dotted line. I am going to contact Brew to try to give him the inside shot before he signs with USC.
 


I heard he offered him a scholarship and a Zima
 

Definitely sounds like Kiffin. If the kid pans out, they got a steal, if he doesn't pan out, just pull the offer his senior year if he doesn't develop and it hasn't affected USC one way or another other than Kiffin's dirty ethics.
 

I think this is absurd. I coach for 7th and 8th graders and teach 8th graders. There is no way these players are ready to make an informed decision at this age. I think it is embarrassing for Lane Kiffin to be snooping around middle schools and taking verbal commitments from these kids. Where does it stop?

If I saw Lane Kiffin at my school, I'd kindly escort him off the campus.
 

It's a little pathetic but maybe smart?? The kid could really become something he has the motivation that hes going to USC but on the other hand he can't make the decision to go to college in 7th grade. I bet Kiffin is either A not at USC when its time for this kid to go to college or B kiffin pulls the offer
 



Brewster blew it. He shouldve been recruiting Seantrel at least 6 years ago. What was he thinking? And now he lets this kid slip through the cracks? This program is clearly going nowhere
 

GophenGolder said:
Brewster blew it. He shouldve been recruiting Seantrel at least 6 years ago. What was he thinking? And now he lets this kid slip through the cracks? This program is clearly going nowhere
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+1
 

GophenGolder said:
Brewster blew it. He shouldve been recruiting Seantrel at least 6 years ago. What was he thinking? And now he lets this kid slip through the cracks? This program is clearly going nowhere
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:clap: LMFAO! I love the humor. It don't get no better than this.
 

Sports radio

The two guys on Des Moines sports radio were having a lot of fun with this story this morning. The one thing they really picked up on was the Delaware 7th grader saying he had a life-long goal of playing for football for USC. Noting that he was 13, and one of the guys had a ten year old daughter and the other one an 8 year old daughter, the one said that his daughter had stated a life-long goal to be either a missionary, a veterinarian, or a ballerina. The other said that his daughter had expressed a life-long goal to be a teacher, last week. This week, not sure yet. Of course, the point being, a 13 year old is not too far removed from 10 or even 8! I think my life-long goal as a 7th grader was to get *any* girl to notice me.......

The one guy also expressed that the only thing that would surprise him to find out about Lane Kiffin and his ethics/personality, was if he announced in a press conference that he was faithful to his wife and that he tithed to a chuch....
 



Having a lifetime goal at 13 is like having a "life savings" at 13. You don't have a life savings at 13, you have savings. A piggy bank is not a life savings. I have a three year old daughter, her only goals are to get as many cookies as possible from me.

I have been working on her to like the Gophers though, he first toy was a stuffed Goldy Gopher doll. There's a YouTube video of Goldy doing his laundry, form some reason, she really likes that. Of course at 13, you have more idea of what you want to do with your life than at 3, but your a long ways away from it being a "lifetime goal".
 

GoGoldenGophers said:
Definitely sounds like Kiffin. If the kid pans out, they got a steal, if he doesn't pan out, just pull the offer his senior year if he doesn't develop and it hasn't affected USC one way or another other than Kiffin's dirty ethics.
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Kiffin won't still be there by that time comes.
 

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