Beavcoon in the Room with the First Collective Boon

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Beavcoon in the Room with the First Collective Boon

Gopher athletics are in financial peril
As all funding options have gone sterile.
Athletes leaving for greener pastures
While Dinkytown braces for massive departures.

What can be done even with massive corporations in town?
Who will save the program after greed turns us down?

The answer lies within the kin of the Beavcoon.
With an introduction to the first collective platoon.
Today we have risen with the Super Adventure Collective
Going in with one clear-eyed objective.

How much cash do you have, you ask.
How can you accomplish such a task?

We row the boat full of money,
That will even capture the Easter Bunny.
When the fall season begins and you fulfill your football cheering duty,
Stop by to see Beavcoon and kin to donate your hard earned booty.

Beavcoon in the Room with Warren Buffet and The Muppets
Rock on Chicago. Rock on Detroit. Bounty: The Quicker Picker Upper.
 






Beavcoon in the Room with the First Collective Boon

Gopher athletics are in financial peril
As all funding options have gone sterile.
Athletes leaving for greener pastures
While Dinkytown braces for massive departures.

What can be done even with massive corporations in town?
Who will save the program after greed turns us down?

The answer lies within the kin of the Beavcoon.
With an introduction to the first collective platoon.
Today we have risen with the Super Adventure Collective
Going in with one clear-eyed objective.

How much cash do you have, you ask.
How can you accomplish such a task?

We row the boat full of money,
That will even capture the Easter Bunny.
When the fall season begins and you fulfill your football cheering duty,
Stop by to see Beavcoon and kin to donate your hard earned booty.

Beavcoon in the Room with Warren Buffet and The Muppets
Rock on Chicago. Rock on Detroit. Bounty: The Quicker Picker Upper.

Beavcoon is a sock puppet
 

Is this the REAL Beavcoon or the fake one?
 




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