The headline in the Sunday paper will read?...

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Hawkeyes Destroyed as Gophers Bring Home Floyd

Go Gophers!!
 


Makin' Bacon: Gophers take back Floyd by crushing the Hawkeyes.
 

Gophers make bacon, blast Hawks 41-14.
 



Snubbed Gophers Make Statement and Destroy Iowa
 



10-0!

Gophers enter uncharted territory!
 



Gophers reach double digit wins in double digit win
 

400 pounds of Gopher too much for Hawkeyes. Faalele scores HUGE touchdown as Gophers roll.
 


I must say, these headlines are brilliant. Bravo, GopherHole!

The headline writers on this board are better than the ones employed by the local papers.
 






This is really Wednesday morning headlines after the Selection Committee's Tuesday night show:

Even though Mississippi State beat Alabama and Ole Miss beat LSU this past Saturday, Alabama moves into the #4 position (they are after all Alabama), and LSU slips to #2. Ohio State after beating Rutgers 104 to ''2' (fumble in and out of the endzone by Ohio State), moves to #1. 10 & 0 Minnesota slips to #9 because the only reason that Minnesota, beat Iowa is because Nate Stanley had a fight with his girlfriend 3 weeks ago and was distracted.
 


Gophers go where no Gopher has gone before!
 

Gophers 1-0 in Iowa Championship season, with a Pig to Prove It
 


Reusse recovering from choking episode...names himself "Turkey of the Year"
 

Gophers In Hog Heaven After Curb Stomping the Hogeyes
 


10-0 Gophers Beat Iowa 10-0 to Go 10-0 For the First Time Since 300 BCE
 


"Porkfect 10"

... you can close the thread now. ;)
 
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Bacon Me Crazy, Gophers Pass All Over Iowa to Reclaim the Pig
 




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