Say something nice about Iowa (2019 Edition)


They have Fred Flintstone helmets
 

As a rule, Iowa girls don't sweat as much as most people their size.
 

Hawkeye black outfits provide a nice slimming effect for their cheerleaders.
 



A few years ago there was thread of “Iowa jokes”. Anyone have anything good I can use this weekend? Thanks
 

What do you call a truck driver delivering sheep to Iowa? A pimp.
 

What do Iowans do on Halloween? Pump kin.
 

All right, but apart from Templeton Rye, Jeffrey Dahmer not being from there, the Field of Dreams, the Vesta burger, TeeBee's dog being born there, and the audiology school, can anything nice really be said about Ioaw?
 



It's a short word, Iowa, easy to write. I don't get writer's cramp spelling it out.
 


Why do all the trees in Minnesota bend south? Iowa Sucks.
 




We you reached Iowa the birth place of one Marion Robert Morrison, you know that you are not far from home up the interstate.
 




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