My winnings when the Gophers win the National Championship

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In the absence of much real training camp news, and because there seems to be some sourness over expectations, I thought I would ask some advice:

Since I just put down $10 on the Gophers to win the national title, what should I do with my $5,000 in winnings that I'll collect in January?

1. Buy what's left of Greenland
2. Import something from China, tariffs be damned
3. Go to the State Fair for half a day
4. Buy 2,500 bottles of Two Buck Chuck
5. Make it rain
6. Something else I haven't thought of
 


Celebrate ... and then cry that your wife didn't let you put down $100.
 

I got 2000 to 1 at the beginning of the summer. Won’t tell you how much I wagered
 




Guys.
I’m not saying I’m throwing a party for all of gopherhole...but
 

In the absence of much real training camp news, and because there seems to be some sourness over expectations, I thought I would ask some advice:

Since I just put down $10 on the Gophers to win the national title, what should I do with my $5,000 in winnings that I'll collect in January?

1. Buy what's left of Greenland
2. Import something from China, tariffs be damned
3. Go to the State Fair for half a day
4. Buy 2,500 bottles of Two Buck Chuck
5. Make it rain
6. Something else I haven't thought of


Hire a really good AC/DC cover band for your next birthday party.
 

Guys.
I’m not saying I’m throwing a party for all of gopherhole...but

Look, there's a big t.v. I've got my eyes on, but I'll chip in for a couple kegs with my winner's check.
 




Guys this bet is starting to look better and better
 





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