Send over Ex-Lax Chocolate Cake to the Ohio State Hotel on Friday night. We might beat the 32 point spread then.
I recommend xxlax filled "Apple Pie" complimentary of our "Goal Line club" For all Ohio State Players, Staff and Alumni that roam the sidelines. Stomach cramps will be present as the game starts with persistent gas. They will be so bored and in discomfort they will not want to play.
+1000
Don't understand the lets hold out ___ because we have no chance mentality.