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Trampled by Turtles? Not Saturday as Gophers Sing A Dominant Tune in 27-13 Win

Go Gophers!!
 

Zack Attack Eviscerates Terps
Annexstad’s 350 yards makes soup of Maryland
 

Carpenter offered by Vikings after game winning kick

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"West Fargo Gopher Fan ties the knot in Elite wedding ceremony"

Just kidding. Something about the gophers winning.
 

Gophers Quick Start Too Much For Turtles To Overcome
 





Wonderful Winfield
Winfield scores winning TD in new role on offense
 





Gophers healed, Turtles are hurting. Gophers Roll
(A bit long, but Gophers injured players are back in full steam)
 




Carpenter offered by Vikings after game winning kick

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He can be Dan Bailey's replacement when their salary cap doesn't allow them to keep the veteran kicker.
 

Butler Traded To Suns

Good. Ship out the older guy who took some of the limelight from Wiggins, while he's as hot a value as he can be. KAT and Wiggins lead the team, bring in a couple great rookie first rounders. Profit

Vikings should've shipped out Peterson when we could've got the most for him as we could, too. Wolves doing it right.
 


Gopher Defense keeps Terps in their shell!

24-6 Gophers!
 

Or

Butler to Cavs for Love
 

Or based on the odds...

"Shell Shocked! Heavily favored Maryland goes down at the hands of something called Minnesota"

:p
 

How about some kind of reference to Teenage Ninja Turtles, since our top players are teenagers?? :cool:
 


top headline: Viking fans wait to see new Kicker in action.

2nd headline: T-Wolves drama swirls around Butler and Thibs.

3rd headline: Gophers edge Maryland for first B1G win.
 





Gophers with overcome 18 point deficit to start B1G play on the right foot
 

Another opportunity to get fans excited before the Iowa game NOT
 






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