Chip The Buffalo Destroyed His Groin With A T-Shirt Cannon (video)

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per Deadspin:

No point in keeping you waiting for this one—on Saturday, Chip the Buffalo, Colorado’s sideline mascot, blasted his dick and balls with damn t-shirt cannon and by the grace of God, someone had their phone out to film the vicious neutering of what was once a happy-go-lucky creature.

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https://deadspin.com/chip-the-buffalo-destroyed-his-dick-and-balls-with-a-t-1829180280

Go Gophers!!
 


Staged or real. Doesn't matter. That was funny.
 




This has to be part of a bit.

I don't know man....a t-shirt canon shot to that area from that close would be extremely painful and potentially really dangerous. But assuming the person is the suit is ok and can still have kids someday that video is hilarious.
 

I hope he had his manhood cup on.
 


This is why buffalo were nearly extinct.

Well, this and their wholesale slaughter by white men. But this definitely didn't help.

:eek:

JTG
 



From what I heard they took him out on a stretcher in costume with his limbs dangling, so I'm assuming it was a bit. I understand the pain and possible legit damage if it was a male in the costume (a major assumption), but that would be a bit overboard. If it was a legit medical emergency they would have cut the costume off in the area to ensure proper care could be given...
 






I remember at the dome, our tshirt cannons looked like they were made by engineering students and were crazy powerful.

Now we've got those weak cannons and they use the slingshot.

The one in the video appears to be a bit of an ad hoc setup .... probably a good example why we don't use our home made cannons anymore....
 





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