Beavcoon Lookin' for Fellow Rodents!

Beavcoon, Possom, Bull Doggy Dog, Giant Sloth
Deceived!
Lost in the four star city like a winter moth.
Other Side Bar is closed and has my fellow kin peeved.
Wind, rain, and snow will not slow our resolve,
As the world of Goldy we revolve.


Hit That!

Beavcoon!!

I agree with all of this!

Beavers roasting on an open fire
Paul Bunyan nipping at your nose
Yuletide carols being sung by Flecksters
And folks dressed up like Polar Bears with knives
Everybody knows what it is like to be a turkey and some with missing toes
Help to make this season end please
Tiny rodents with their eyes all aglow
Will find it hard to sleep tonight until the season ends

They know that PJ Fleck is on his way
He's loaded lots of recruits on his boat
And every mother's child is gonna cry
To see if their rodent child really knows how to row

And PJ Fleck will find the way!

So I'm offering this simple phrase
To kids from one to eighty-five
Although it's been said many times, many ways
Merry Rodent Christmas to you

So I'm offering this simple phrase
To kids from one to eighty-five
Although it's been said many times, many ways
Merry Rodent Christmas
Merry Rodent Christmas
Merry Rodent Christmas to you!

FIFY

Beavers roasting on an open fire
Paul Bunyan nipping at your nose
Yuletide carols being sung by Flecksters
And folks dressed up like Polar Bears with knives
Everybody knows what it is like to be a turkey and some with missing toes
Help to make this season end please
Tiny Gophers with their eyes all aglow
Will find it hard to sleep tonight until the season ends

They know that PJ Fleck is on his way
He's loaded lots of recruits on his boat
And every mother's child is gonna cry
To see if their Gopher child really knows how to row

And PJ Fleck will find the way!

So I'm offering this simple phrase
To kids from one to eighty-five
Although it's been said many times, many ways
Merry Gopher Christmas to you

So I'm offering this simple phrase
To kids from one to eighty-five
Although it's been said many times, many ways
Merry Gopher Christmas
Merry Gopher Christmas
Merry Gopher Christmas to you!