Fanbases ranked by stadium ejection rates

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Those Badgers are really going to have to get their **** together if they want to ascend to that number one spot!
 

In fairness to the Oregon St. fans, they were just trying to find the fastest way to leave the stadium so they wouldn't have to watch their team.
 

Looks like the old adage that red is an aggressive color is valid.
 

Ejaculation rate? Hmmmm.... I thought Badgers would be in first hands down.
 


Utah surprises me...although you probably get ejected for cursing there.
 

Utah surprises me...although you probably get ejected for cursing there.

Nice, but that would be BYU. The University of Utah is in Salt Lake City and has a large population of Catholic and other non-Mormons who attend. Maybe even a few Jack Mormons attending classes and games too.
 

U of Minnesota figures for comparison (from KGW tv web story):

Arrests: 0
Ejections: 11
Attendance: 306,697
Ejections per 1000: 0.04
 

Unifying thread is that all 10 schools are located in the middle of nowhere. I guess they get ejected to Bumf__k.
 



Not surprised to see the Drunks so high on the list. I am sure they will try harder to get to # 1. Too bad they do not have a column for throwing snowballs at your own cheerleaders.
 

Finally, something the wisconsin football program can aspire to be National Champs in. Step it up Skunk fans.
 

As an alum of the U of South Carolina this rate does not surprise me. Because I left there in 1994 I am not sure of current practices. But back then they had at least a couple of types of security (the state highway patrol and "red jackets"). Those red jackets thought they were real bad asses and would kick people out left and right, or arrest them. They had a small courtroom in the stadium where people would promptly appear in front of a judge. The Citadel beat South Carolina in Columbia when I was there and some of their cadets got excited and ran onto the field at game's end. The red jackets, keeping the community safe, handcuffed these trespassing criminals, and quickly had them face down in the end zone. I dodn't think that their fans are any worse than other places I have been.
 

As an alum of the U of South Carolina this rate does not surprise me. Because I left there in 1994 I am not sure of current practices. But back then they had at least a couple of types of security (the state highway patrol and "red jackets"). Those red jackets thought they were real bad asses and would kick people out left and right, or arrest them. They had a small courtroom in the stadium where people would promptly appear in front of a judge. The Citadel beat South Carolina in Columbia when I was there and some of their cadets got excited and ran onto the field at game's end. The red jackets, keeping the community safe, handcuffed these trespassing criminals, and quickly had them face down in the end zone. I dodn't think that their fans are any worse than other places I have been.

I thought about strict enforcement as a contributing factor. I know there have been some shenanigans in Madison over the years that have resulted in people being seriously injured at games. I went to a couple games in Madison in the early 90s and didn’t go back until 2010. I was amazed that they seat the students by making the walk in single file. They don’t get the section filled til almost halftime. That’s gotta suck.
 






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