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Hawkeyes Fans Wave Goodbye to Floyd of Rosedale as He Heads Home to Minnesota

Go Gophers!!
 


This is our last edition as the internet has taken over and the tree huggers only allow production of toilet paper now.

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Lack of depth & experience “sinks” Gophers again


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Bleed never sees a gopher loss. I guess thats how he got his name. Waiting for the day the tribune picks a gopher loss. ha
 


Floyd Prefers Eating Corn to Rowing Boat
 

Zero Year Week Eight: Gophers Blown Out by Mediocre Hawkeyes!


(hope I'm wrong)
 

Pink Panther Strikes Again: Fleck Succumbs To Pink Locker Room & Hawkeye D


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I don't think any of us has ever proposed a headline as bad as the actual one in the StarTrib:

"Sow Close"
 


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