The New New Gold Helmets

Love it! My son will want one. Hope we spin the helmets of MTSU all day and they are seeing out of their ear holes.


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This is madness and needs to stop. Here is my proposed way forward:

To the fans:

Please remain seated during the entire game. Feel free to use halftime or timeouts to 'stretch those legs' and complain about the stadium amenities or loud "rap" music.

Please do not cheer too loudly. This is not a sporting event, for God's sake.

Please only wear your approved 'Block M' knit sweater vests and cardigans.

Please consider leaving home games early so you can beat the traffic. I mean this traffic is a doozy, right?

Please continue to only celebrate traditions memorable and relevant to octogenarians. Remember, nothing new or exciting. It's not like we're trying to GROW the fan base, sheesh!

Here are a few additional approved topics for your disapproval:
  • The side of the field Minnesota will use at TCF Bank Stadium
  • The name of TCF Bank Stadium
  • Fun ideas like a new Trophy between mascots from UofM and NE
  • The excitement level and demeanor of our head coach
  • Uniform combinations
  • The local media and how they are so unfair
Also, please remember to pick up your coupon for Country Hearth Bread at our next meeting.

HAHAHAHA! This is great! Made my day. +1
 


This is madness and needs to stop. Here is my proposed way forward:

To the fans:

Please remain seated during the entire game. Feel free to use halftime or timeouts to 'stretch those legs' and complain about the stadium amenities or loud "rap" music.

Please do not cheer too loudly. This is not a sporting event, for God's sake.

Please only wear your approved 'Block M' knit sweater vests and cardigans.

Please consider leaving home games early so you can beat the traffic. I mean this traffic is a doozy, right?

Please continue to only celebrate traditions memorable and relevant to octogenarians. Remember, nothing new or exciting. It's not like we're trying to GROW the fan base, sheesh!

Here are a few additional approved topics for your disapproval:
  • The side of the field Minnesota will use at TCF Bank Stadium
  • The name of TCF Bank Stadium
  • Fun ideas like a new Trophy between mascots from UofM and NE
  • The excitement level and demeanor of our head coach
  • Uniform combinations
  • The local media and how they are so unfair
Also, please remember to pick up your coupon for Country Hearth Bread at our next meeting.

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Not bad....Not bad...
I like that it is only on one side.... Tradition on the other.
 





Not bad....Not bad...
I like that it is only on one side.... Tradition on the other.

For those non-Minnesotan GHers...

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For those non-Minnesotan GHers...

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Pretty good stuff ! I never realized...
 


For those non-Minnesotan GHers...

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The real reason Elite talk bugs so many people?
 

I'm not a fan of the Goldy helmet. As a mascot, Goldy is awesome. Nice. Cuddly. Approachable. As an image, I just think he's too cartoony. And I don't like the cartoon on a real, game worn football helmet.
 



Reminder that I posted this concept like 3 years ago:
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Always ahead of the curve!!
 




Eh, let's lean into the mayhem. New unis every game next year. Oregon of the Midwest. Recruits did consider theirs the best uniforms in a survey by a wide margin.

The only real traditions of Gopher football in my 36 year life have been Goldy and not going to the Rose Bowl. Something has to change.
 




This is madness and needs to stop. Here is my proposed way forward:

To the fans:

Please remain seated during the entire game. Feel free to use halftime or timeouts to 'stretch those legs' and complain about the stadium amenities or loud "rap" music.

Please do not cheer too loudly. This is not a sporting event, for God's sake.

Please only wear your approved 'Block M' knit sweater vests and cardigans.

Please consider leaving home games early so you can beat the traffic. I mean this traffic is a doozy, right?

Please continue to only celebrate traditions memorable and relevant to octogenarians. Remember, nothing new or exciting. It's not like we're trying to GROW the fan base, sheesh!

Here are a few additional approved topics for your disapproval:
  • The side of the field Minnesota will use at TCF Bank Stadium
  • The name of TCF Bank Stadium
  • Fun ideas like a new Trophy between mascots from UofM and NE
  • The excitement level and demeanor of our head coach
  • Uniform combinations
  • The local media and how they are so unfair
Also, please remember to pick up your coupon for Country Hearth Bread at our next meeting.

PRESACTLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 


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That picture looks very orange but more positive exposure and all for Goldy's birthday
 


Just caught someone on Sports Center saying this is the best college football helmet they've seen all season.
 

Just caught someone on Sports Center saying this is the best college football helmet they've seen all season.

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