The headline in Friday's sports section will read?...

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Smooth Sailing: Fleck Gets First Gophers Win in Blowout Fashion

Go Gophers!!
 


Wow. The headlines are back for another season. Only problem is i dont ever remember them picking a gopher loss.
 


Wow. The headlines are back for another season. Only problem is i dont ever remember them picking a gopher loss.

What fun is it to pick a loss Doc1001?! I'd rather be an optimist and be wrong, than a pessimist and be right.

Go Gophers!!
 




Vikings win 17-14 to close out pre-season in triumph; Keenum drawing rave reviews as backup QB; 5th string LB makes his push for a roster spot; kicker and punter battles are finally decided; oh, and apparently the Gophers played a game.
 

I'm going with the backhanded compliment twist: "Gophers remain a mystery after beating struggling Buffalo squad".
 



No Bull, the Gophers gROWnd and air attack look elite in blowout victory
 


"Bull ****, Gophers take a dump on Buffalo!"
 

You can't roller skate on a Buffalo chip


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QB Quandry, Gophers win despite tough outing from signal callers.
 

"Vikings Regulars Play in Final Tune-Up"

Under the fold: "Gophers Trample Bulls".
 


Gophers Shine: Leidner, Fruechte, Sherels lead Vikes!
 






Many good ones so far! Gophers rowing in sync. Score 30 points in first half.
 

Gopher Quarterbacks Gore Buffalo
 



Seriously - what will the headline writers do?

If the Gophers Win - "Fleck's Gophers Elite in opening victory."

If, somehow (hey, it could happen) the Gophers Lose: "Not Elite."

every headline will either be a riff on "elite" or Row the Boat.
 

Wow. The headlines are back for another season. Only problem is i dont ever remember them picking a gopher loss.

not true, there have been some for the heavily favored opposition. Its really just an exercise in creativity and humor, and i for one like the thread!
 




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