Beavcoon in the Pontoon

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Beavcoon in the Pontoon

Beavcoon in his pontoon feeling victorious
Along with his fellow kin seeming adventurous

Cruising the waters of their winter vacation
When all of a sudden the motor quits to their lamentation

While brother hen tends to the motor
Bulldoggie dog sees dangerous clouds rolling heading near their floater

Thunder and lightning fills the sky overhead
Fear amongst the boaters become widespread

Bear and albino squirrel grab the jackets
But it’s too late as the wind starts to wreak havoc

Screams and chaos could be heard from the waters
As the storm turned monsoon were swallowing the yachters

Giant sloth and rest of the kin get swept overboard
Beavcoon’s thoughts of drowning could not be ignored

Off in the distance, a party boat capsizes with fraught
Ten go down and a large man’s fight goes for naught

A speedboat driven by two now unmanned
Going in circles and circles without command

All within the turbulent winds
Beavcoon was wondering what were his sins

In the midst of this ferocious squall
Beavcoon thought that he would never see landfall

But alas, a large ship from the east
Rowing with hundreds of oars like a caterpillar beast

The sky breaks as the sunshine begins to peek
The water calms as the large ship reaches him in the deep

On the deck, and too his delight
Beavcoon sees that his kin and all overboard were alright

A man approaches and small and slight
With excitement and electricity that can light up the night

The man asks the ‘Coon if he’s ready to be elite
With a nod of the head Beav grabs an oar as the rescue is complete

Full steam ahead, damn the torpedoes, all hands on deck
Beavcoon and his kin help row the boat for Coach Fleck

Beavcoon in the room with Ocean Spray: Crave the Wave
 


I love these. Someone with wit is always appreciated.
 

We don't need to grab oars, that is a Vikings thing. We need to find a way to build a better and faster motor, with a lot more horsepower.

That is the Minnesota "Driven to discover" kind of way build a better motor, and go faster. Beavcoon was in the room though, definitely enjoyed the story.
 



I can't decide if this Beavcoon's 'Houses of the Holy' or 'IV'. Very impressive.
 

How many of the 10 were also rescued Beavcoon, we all need to know.
 

More savant garde work from the 'Coon!


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Beavcoon1, you merit a swoon (for fun).
 

Am I the only one hoping someone pushes Beavcoon off that pontoon?


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I like the beavcoon he tells it like it is! By the way how the hell do you have 6,700+ comments?
 



Am I the only one hoping someone pushes Beavcoon off that pontoon?


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I don't know if I would push him, but I might row the boat to a quieter bay.
 

I like the beavcoon he tells it like it is! By the way how the hell do you have 6,700+ comments?

Only 6,000 were worthwhile


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Someone should put together all the Beavcoon sonnets and then we can publish them as an addendum to Kill's book.
 

Beavcoon is an endangered species on gopherhole. Must be protected.

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More interesting is the Beavs biggest fans have less than one hundred...

There are those that do know Beavcoon...including Gopherhole Royalty. He tailgates in the Ski-u-mah lot every home game during the season.
 

Fair enough. Elite answer. Does he speak in quatrain while eating wings? ;)
 

Fair enough. Elite answer. Does he speak in quatrain while eating wings? ;)

He does not...Just look for the guy wearing a shirt drenched in Jameson Gingers. In real life, he can barely string together a complete sentence (Jameson Gingers also play a roll in that) which makes his posts on here even more entertaining to those that know him.
 




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