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"Gophers Offensive Frustration 'Boils Up', Until Second Half Explosion Leads to Convincing Win"

Go Gophers!!
 

Gopher M*A*S*H Unit dominates Boilermakers.
 






Gophers punter Mortell makes bid for All-American status.
 

Fabulous Freshman: Gophers destroy Vermont 8-0
 






"Gophers Volunteer Kicking-Tee Retriever 'Proves His Thesis' to Limegrover: Designed Winning Offensive Game Plan To Defeat Purdue"
 





Minnesota Offense Gets "Gentryfied": Redshirt Freshman Receiver Grabs 3 TDS/Goes For 200 Yards
 

Two choices:

"Gophers overcome hapless offense to narrowly defeat Purdue."

or

"Hapless offense dooms Gophers in Loss to Purdue."
 







"Gophers Offensive Frustration 'Boils Up', Until Second Half Explosion Leads to Convincing Win"

Go Gophers!!

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