The headline in the Twin Cities newspapers on Friday morning will read?...

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Frog Legs- Best Boiled! Gophers turned up the heat!
 

Gophers Kill Frogs! (PETA launches investigation)
 

Gopher07 Wins Lottery, Pledges $70m to U Athletics Village
LOCAL: Wisconsin's Alvarez Found Guilty of That Thing Jared Did A1
EDITORIAL: Are You Doing Enough to Control the Polar Bear Population? B6
SPORTS: Gophers pound TCU 30-7, Kill Statue Spontaneously Erected Outside Stadium C2
FOOD: Shaka Dishes on the Best Vu Buffets F3
OUTDOORS: Deer and Hunters Reach Historic Accord: Opener Postponed Until After College Football Season G1
 


Front page: Senate Schedules Hearing on Iran Nuclear Deal

Sports: Frog On A Stick
 



Vikings finish preseason strong as they get ready for Adrian Peterson's return
 





Gopher07 said:
Gopher07 Wins Lottery, Pledges $70m to U Athletics Village
LOCAL: Wisconsin's Alvarez Found Guilty of That Thing Jared Did A1
EDITORIAL: Are You Doing Enough to Control the Polar Bear Population? B6
SPORTS: Gophers pound TCU 30-7, Kill Statue Spontaneously Erected Outside Stadium C2
FOOD: Shaka Dishes on the Best Vu Buffets F3
OUTDOORS: Deer and Hunters Reach Historic Accord: Opener Postponed Until After College Football Season G1
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:clap:

Go Gophers!!
 


Minnesota defeats Texas State University in a blow out!
 

Me thinks the lottery pledge is a little heavy on the powerball ticket.

Gopher07 said:
Gopher07 Wins Lottery, Pledges $70m to U Athletics Village
LOCAL: Wisconsin's Alvarez Found Guilty of That Thing Jared Did A1
EDITORIAL: Are You Doing Enough to Control the Polar Bear Population? B6
SPORTS: Gophers pound TCU 30-7, Kill Statue Spontaneously Erected Outside Stadium C2
FOOD: Shaka Dishes on the Best Vu Buffets F3
OUTDOORS: Deer and Hunters Reach Historic Accord: Opener Postponed Until After College Football Season G1
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Gopher07 if you win powerball your not going to get 70 million so you better scale back the offer a little. Sure would be nice if a Gopher fan would win the lottery, because they probably would pledge a nice chunk of change.
 




TCU, Boykin Too Much For 'U' To Handle
Gophers & Kill drop third consecutive game by double-digits
 




NASA Confirms Comet Headed for Collision with Earth, President Advises Calm

Page 2: New Petition Against Tax
 





I'd like to revise my prediction:

Complaints sideline another athletics administrator at the University of Minnesota

:mad:

Go Gophers!!
 


Gophers Begin Season Golden
- Dinkytown Delight as U students party through the night
- '72 U Grad Still Refuses to Stand on 3rd Down
 


"Brewster finds groove as Florida State Assistant"

"Inside: Gophers nip Frogs in OT"
 

Gophers pound Frogs despite out of control sexual perversions of athletics' leadership.
 


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