The Beavcoon is in the room...

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Santa Clause is on his merry way
With a bag full of cash, it's hard to say...
Sources close within say it's a mighty brick
To be laid down with such fanfare
A recruit would best heed this mighty share.
One hears this donation comes from a place of candy,
Others claim it's of dough and sauce to make it truly dandy.
Alas, the Beavcoon is on the prowl to find out
To see what is going to propel these Gophers to rout.

From the Room Beavcoon
 

Not interested.


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Interest lies within the realm of greatness.
For those who don't have it float with the Loch Ness
I come from the depths of the Wacker
Where belief in optimism is of the greatest matter.
I see the future of these men in maroon and gold over pads...
And dare I say, the future is rad.

From the Room of the Beavcoon
 





Santa Clause is on his merry way
With a bag full of cash, it's hard to say...
Sources close within say it's a mighty brick
To be laid down with such fanfare
A recruit would best heed this mighty share.
One hears this donation comes from a place of candy,
Others claim it's of dough and sauce to make it truly dandy.[
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Alas, the Beavcoon is on the prowl to find out
To see what is going to propel these Gophers to rout.

From the Room Beavcoon




Thanks Cossetta's!
 


eh, keep em coming! more entertaining than star rankings, spirals, 40 times...etc
 










How do you like your beaver or raccoon? Rare, Medium rare, or well done?
 

Oh dear,
I hope the end of this bit is near;

To start a thread about yourself is sad,
Even for a GopherHole lad;

I hope this dude stops posting bad rap,
it really is total crap.





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Beavcoon, on something or on to something? I heard rumors a local candy maker may be involved?
 

Gen Mills owns Totino's.[/QUOTE ] Just a silly joke. Cossetta's sells Pizza, Italian dishes, grocery items from Italy, candy, etc... I was thinking GM, but they just had some big lay-offs, and I couldn't remember if they had any candy companies in there portfolio.
 

Dough and sauce? It has to be Milaca based Heggie's Pizza coming through with a massive donation. They make hand over fist from selling their pizzas in dimly lit piss soaked bars across the state.
 

Gen Mills owns Totino's.[/QUOTE ] Just a silly joke. Cossetta's sells Pizza, Italian dishes, grocery items from Italy, candy, etc... I was thinking GM, but they just had some big lay-offs, and I couldn't remember if they had any candy companies in there portfolio.

I know you were joking, but I didnt think GM with pizza until I googled it.
 

The Beavcoon's rhyme doth scan quite poorly;
Of prosody, please study more-ly.
 



Pearson is the home of the Nut Goodie and the Salted Nut Roll....and right off West 7th in STP.
 

Thanks for keeping this place interesting beavcoon!
 


April 30th is National Poem in Your Pocket Day. Will Beavcoon grace us with a poem we can pocket that day?
 




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