Time for Coach Kill to update his road speech.

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Let's all craft lines that Jerry can use on the summer trail.

Let me start: "At Minnesota, we are building a new winning tradition...

What else should he say?
 

At Minnesota we go to J1 bowl(s) - with the "s" to be added after this year.

At Minnesota we put a fence around the state for recruiting.

At Minnesota we play on national TV in prime time.

Go Gophers!!
 

At Minnesota our quarterbacks don't have to worry about tight spirals. We will win anyway.
 

Athlon's rates us Top 10
I encourage Jerry to use his poetic license here. [emoji108]
 

He needs to add, "come down to the U and look at the Axe."
Until he can say that, I don't give a crap about what else he says. The streak must end!
 


Would you like to touch the Bits of Broken Chair Trophy?
 


No, but I wouldn't mind smashing it into smaller bits with a really large Axe.

I started reading this thinking about how upset I was with the idea of smashing it (really enjoy this trophy), but you finished it wonderfully. +1
 




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