All Things Peter Mortell Tweets Thread - This Guy Is Hilarious

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Me: "I'm getting Floyd first."
<a href="https://twitter.com/PresidentKaler">@PresidentKaler</a>: "Let the big guys take care of that...You stick to punting." <a href="http://t.co/GIS00mRlln">pic.twitter.com/GIS00mRlln</a></p>— Peter Mortell (@PMortell37) <a href="https://twitter.com/PMortell37/status/532272493135147010">November 11, 2014</a></blockquote>
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This may be my all time favorite:

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>RT to bring the stache back
FAV to bring the stache back <a href="http://t.co/iD8x0x9p7J">pic.twitter.com/iD8x0x9p7J</a></p>— Peter Mortell (@PMortell37) <a href="https://twitter.com/PMortell37/status/519259275924078592">October 6, 2014</a></blockquote>
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hahaha! Yeah, some of those are pretty funny.
 






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Go Gophers!!
 

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Go Gophers!!
 

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Go Gophers!!
 

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Fact 1: Wore sleeves the first half.
Fact 2: Did not wear sleeves the second half.
Intimidation factor? You tell me</p>— Peter Mortell (@PMortell37) <a href="https://twitter.com/PMortell37/status/536278000984010752">November 22, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Go Gophers!!
 

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Fact 1: Wore sleeves the first half.
Fact 2: Did not wear sleeves the second half.
Intimidation factor? You tell me</p>— Peter Mortell (@PMortell37) <a href="https://twitter.com/PMortell37/status/536278000984010752">November 22, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Go Gophers!!

This actually made me laugh out loud. Love me some P Mortell!!!
 

I have a feeling this kid will do okay in life.

A couple paychecks from the NFL is not impossible too.
 

Okay, I'm sold on this guy being a Twitter wizard and all... but if this young man takes a smart safety on a bad snap late in the game next week to win us the Axe... he will be my personal hero for years to come.

Many of you know where I'm going with this.
 

Many of you know where I'm going with this.

I think we've all repressed that memory. I know I have. Maroney ran all over the place - that's all I can recall from that game.
 





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