I been gone for a little while and was hoping to find something new at the GopherHole. Unfortunately though, at this time of the year it is "the same old same old." So I decided to try my luck at The Daily Gopher and it was same case there. But them I found this below. It may not be exactly football but it is certainly better than one of wren's rambling, babbling epic posts.
http://www.thedailygopher.com/2014/...l-champion-university-of-minnesota-dance-team
http://www.thedailygopher.com/2014/...l-champion-university-of-minnesota-dance-team