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late to the party on this one.... impressive list... btw who was the tweet from
 

A retweet of Keith Niebuhr of Rivals SE. Covers Mississippi area.
 




50PoundHead said:
Wow! Superb offer list.
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if it is a new offer, that is really interesting. There must be some reason they offered a kid rated this highly this late in the process, but I have no concept of what it might be.
 

corcoran1 said:
if it is a new offer, that is really interesting. There must be some reason they offered a kid rated this highly this late in the process, but I have no concept of what it might be.
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To keep Western Michigan guessing.
 


It's like closing time at the bar.

When you're walking toward that really ugly 2-star girl who is your last ditch effort to not go home alone for the night--- you stop by the one hot 4-star girl that's left and throw your best pick-up line at her in hopes she'll bite.

Unfortunately, there are a couple other guys with a lot cooler car than you who are asking the same hottie to go home with them. (LSU & Georgia)

The good news is, once the hottie decides to go home with somebody else--- the ugly girl is still going to be sitting there in the corner waiting for us to mistakingly get her knocked up and married so we're stuck with her until we can muster up the cash to get a divorce.
 



wels0081 said:
It's like closing time at the bar.

When you're walking toward that really ugly 2-star girl who is your last ditch effort to not go home alone for the night--- you stop by the one hot 4-star girl that's left and throw your best pick-up line at her in hopes she'll bite.

Unfortunately, there are a couple other guys with a lot cooler car than you who are asking the same hottie to go home with them. (LSU & Georgia)

The good news is, once the hottie decides to go home with somebody else--- the ugly girl is still going to be sitting there in the corner waiting for us to mistakingly get her knocked up and married so we're stuck with her until we can muster up the cash to get a divorce.
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Inspirational on many levels.
 

wels0081 said:
It's like closing time at the bar.

When you're walking toward that really ugly 2-star girl who is your last ditch effort to not go home alone for the night--- you stop by the one hot 4-star girl that's left and throw your best pick-up line at her in hopes she'll bite.

Unfortunately, there are a couple other guys with a lot cooler car than you who are asking the same hottie to go home with them. (LSU & Georgia)

The good news is, once the hottie decides to go home with somebody else--- the ugly girl is still going to be sitting there in the corner waiting for us to mistakingly get her knocked up and married so we're stuck with her until we can muster up the cash to get a divorce.
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Well just maybe that 4-star girl is sick of going home with the guy with the cool car since he is always bringing home all those other 4-stars and occasional 5-stars in it. Maybe just maybe she wants to be special and that pick-up line just happens to make her night! Take a look at Jerry and then take a look at his wife. Here's to another great pick-up line!
 

46Gophers said:
Well just maybe that 4-star girl is sick of going home with the guy with the cool car since he is always bringing home all those other 4-stars and occasional 5-stars in it. Maybe just maybe she wants to be special and that pick-up line just happens to make her night! Take a look at Jerry and then take a look at his wife. Here's to another great pick-up line!
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Stay tune for more of: "As the Stomach Turns"
 

wels0081 said:
It's like closing time at the bar.

When you're walking toward that really ugly 2-star girl who is your last ditch effort to not go home alone for the night--- you stop by the one hot 4-star girl that's left and throw your best pick-up line at her in hopes she'll bite.

Unfortunately, there are a couple other guys with a lot cooler car than you who are asking the same hottie to go home with them. (LSU & Georgia)

The good news is, once the hottie decides to go home with somebody else--- the ugly girl is still going to be sitting there in the corner waiting for us to mistakingly get her knocked up and married so we're stuck with her until we can muster up the cash to get a divorce.
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It sounds like you speak from experience.:D
 



I totally speak from experience...
Problem is, once the 4 star rejects me, the 2 star is gone!

I'm the Western Michigan of picking up women.
 

Well, with BM out of the pic and Clax seemingly going elsewhere, though not official, they have no inside LB committed for next year. Might as well take a shot.
 

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