As a public service, I am providing a link to what remains of the epic ChinaGopher report of physical assault, pools of blood, mysterious escapes, and chairlegs in eye sockets. To this day, the original thread was one of the funniest things I have ever read on the net. Enjoy.
http://buckyville.yuku.com/topic/13098/Thank-you-2-unidentified-Gopher-fans
http://buckyville.yuku.com/topic/13098/Thank-you-2-unidentified-Gopher-fans