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    BREAKING: Elijah Hawkins to transfer

    Who identified a certain point guard in the Mid-Eastern Athletic Conference, despite his being too small and unproven at the high-major level? Oh. That's right. The coach that clearly knows nothing about basketball. Now that he's been seen playing at the high-major level, he's a commodity...
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    BREAKING: Elijah Hawkins to transfer

    I think all of this is an opportunity. It doesn't matter that the Gophers don't have a history of championships, or a state of the art arena, or a celebrity coach, or the very best facilities, or an academic reputation on par with Stanford. And so on. Just produce the $$. That's doable. $$...
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    Linebacker & Safety

    I'm nervous about linebacker -- based on last year, the Gophers are perilously thin there. Maybe the staff knows something I don't. But I would have prioritized bringing in a transfer. Not sure I understand the thought process that led them away from that.
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    BREAKING: Elijah Hawkins to transfer

    Big picture, I think this is good news. You don't need the best arena. You don't need the best facilities. You don't need the best academic offerings. You don't need a history of championships. You don't need a famous coach. You don't need anything other than money. That's opportunity...
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    Spring Practice Observations

    Jack jones, May I ask: from memory, it seems that there were several occasions in which the left guard and center seemed out of sync with one another in pass protection. As in, they'd each pass a blitzing LB or stunting DL to each other, as though each one was expecting the other one to handle...
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    Cameron Begalle Commits to Gophers!

    Tom Waddle... My brother had a theory that Waddle didn't actually exist. According to his theory, every week a random fan got to dress up as "Tom Waddle" and live out his dream, hence explaining "Waddle's" extraordinary play despite his obvious lack of any athletic capacity at all! It's a...
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    Emanuel Karmo Commits to Gophers!!!!!

    Holy shit. 11 years of lurking. May I ask: are you, by chance, employed by a certain three-letter agency?
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    Is this the end of court storming?

    Top view is hilarious. Literally no contact. Total flop. This world is crazy. And Dukies are pussies.
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    Is this the end of court storming?

    Similarly, anyone that wants to end drinking at the games shouldn't get to be a part of NCAA basketball. Lifetime ban. There. Done. Problem solved via the appropriate penalty. ...Bottoms up!
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    Is this the end of court storming?

    Really didn't see anything that would lead to that kind of reaction or any sort of injury. Flop.
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    Annies Parlor

    "Lake Harriet." Isn't it "Lake Umi-Chunga-Changa-Chow-Chow" or something like that now?
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    This is Lunacy

    You, sir, are correct.
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    Thoughts on team as we head into Big Ten games

    The 70 point thing is based on several years of data collection that I've done (and published here, from time to time). Each year -- over 3-4 years -- the 25th percentile is basically 70 points on the dot. Now, this doesn't mean a game can't be won with fewer points. Because 25% are. What it...
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    Thoughts on team as we head into Big Ten games

    This team is going to be at least middle of the pack. The main reasons are: (1) this team can score at least 70 on most nights; (2) and they can score in that volume by way of loading the floor with at least 3 or 4 players who can shoot; and (3) the other main factors that go into winning are...
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    ***OFFICIAL FGCU VS MINNESOTA IN-GAME THREAD!!!***

    I don't see the problem. If the market dictates $1.5M, then you pay him that. Period. No problem, we just do what everyone else does. Why should this be some sort of crisis?
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    NCAA President to propose New Division

    Out of curiosity, why do you assume that UMN wouldn't have rich donors? It's a good school... Right?
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    On the positive side with Christie

    I'll say it now: This is the best looking true freshman I've seen (Gophers), and this is the best Gophers team I've seen. Ben is putting something together here. Bravo, Ben. Bravo!
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    Chins up!

    Look: we entered this year with two question marks: (1) QB; and (2) defensive backfield. Here's the clear picture of where we are... We now have a QB who can pass opportunistically. In other words, he is not yet able to run an offense organized around passing. But he can -- now --...
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    ***OFFICIAL MACALASTER AT MINNESOTA EXHIBITION IN-GAME THREAD!!!***

    Last year, I thought the Gophers' most prominent systemic deficiencies were: (1) inability to shoot the 3 reliably; (2) poor free throw shooting; (3) poor rebounding; and (4) lack of a true rim protector. I'm love basketball but don't understand it the way I do football. That said, in my view...



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