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Originally Posted by God
For you are one of the chosen ones, my son. Please carry my other messages forward and spread them across the land.
Thou shall not root for the Badgers under any circumstances, whatsoever. Doing so will bring upon my wrath and you suffer from the same plague of obesity, stupidity, and ugliness of the one who leads the razorbacks.