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. . .when Art Vandelay doesn't even think it's worth taking shots at the Gophers at this point.
 

. . .when you hearken back to the offensive efficiency of a Gophers team led by a Kevin Burleson/Kerwin Fleming backcourt.
 

. . .when you realize "Play Hosea!" would not be the chant at the end of a Gopher blowout, but rather the point guard coming on to the floor before the first TV timeout this year.
 


You hold out hope that the Gophers can pull out a win and the highlight of your night is seeing David Faustino make an appearance on Modern Family.
 



. . .when Rico Tucker would improve your guard play.
 

...when you realize Monson's um, sidelines personal grooming habits now seems like engaged activity.
 




... when Kyle Sanden would be your best shooter and Alou Kane your best recruit.
 






......When Monson did the high chest bump with Vincent Grier was a sign of great things to come.
 





... when you yearn for Kris Humphries's 0.7 assists per game
 


When you find out Dr Don is checking to see if he has any eligibility left.
 

When you wonder if that 5-foot, 4-inch redhead guy from your college intermural team could give this squad some energy and a shooting threat off the bench.
 

...when you wonder if the future would look brighter with Terry Holland or Jim Molinari at the helm.
 

...when you miss J'son Stampier's offensive presence inside.
 

when Miles Tarver would be your go to scorer
 


...when Tubby dances to Ke$ha in a post-game celebration after beating Wisconsin at HOME
 


...when you wish Friend of Tubby were back to spin this into a positive.
 


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