2 Cited For Bathroom Sex At Metrodome

[cduff]

I'll give you one guess as to what state they were from.

http://wcco.com/crime/metrodome.bathroom.sex.2.873844.html

[Stan]

A few years back they tore down our goal posts, now they are tearing into each other.

[The 12th Man]

...and I'd do it again if I had the chance.

[Schnoodler]

I like the part where it said they were released to their husband and girlfirend. Talk about an uncomfortable ride home.

[50PoundHead]

Before reading the story, I thought it might have been an Iowa guy humping Floyd of Rosedale. . . .or a real pig.

[bigtenchamps1899]

i wonder if there was any toe tapping involved.:)

[gopherguy05]

Before reading the story, I thought it might have been an Iowa guy humping Floyd of Rosedale. . . .or a real pig.

I'm fairly sure a 36 year old Iowa female is one classy sow....


I really wish this story came with BAC counts...you know they were both pushing .20 minimum..

So do we think the 15 or so people watching outside were clapping and yelling Soueee

[Boondoggle]

hey, its more comfortable than their bed, so give them a break.

[Jike Spingleton]

Iowa scored so many points on Saturday, they even scored in the Metrodome stalls.

[bigtenchamps1899]

trying to get the goalpost through the revolving door again.


i could do this all day:D

[Gopher4life15]

I think I took a big poop in that same stall just a few minutes before . . . smell the romance! :eek:

[The Big L]

I love that people were cheering them on...at least there was something to cheer about.

[Boondoggle]

And I thought you got blown OUT the metrodome.

[bigtenchamps1899]

gives new meaning to the spread offense

how long are the moderators going to let this continue:D

[eghawk]

Wow!!!! Even Hawk fans did more scoring then the gopher offense.

[RahRahSkiUMah]

This gives new meaning to the phrase Pig-in-a-poke.

[Boondoggle]

Yeah the dome definitely went out with a bang...literally

[Boondoggle]

If we've learned anything, Minnesota bathrooms are where its at.

[bigtenchamps1899]

i love it! on the day we hire a new o-line coordinator a thread titled "2 cited for bathroom sex at metrodome" has almost as many views as "its official, tim davis is the new o-line coach":D

[gopherdudepart2]

Those that witnessed the event got to see a whole lot more scoring than the rest of us Gopher fans got to see by the Gophers Saturday night. I'm betting a 2.5 for the guy and a 2.8 for the married lady on the ba test.

[Boondoggle]

I wonder if there was any foot-tapping involved?

[Boondoggle]

Or, could the officials have thrown the flag for illegal use of hands?

[Boondoggle]

I see there was spearing on and off the field.

[Schnoodler]

So were they cited for illegal motion, illegal formation, or simply unsportmanlike conduct??

[Boondoggle]

they were ejected

[Schnoodler]

I wonder what play was on. Do you think they had a tight end in motion?

[Schnoodler]

I wonder if Bierman was there in the corner with his micorphone:

"They...could...go..all...the...way"

[Schnoodler]

Under center, or shotgun?

[Boondoggle]

illegal formation...but yeah under center. I just wonder what the statue of liberty would have looked like.

[Nine]

Is there any doubt she was a wide receiver?

[Schnoodler]

Is there any doubt she was a wide receiver?


Not alot.

[Gopherholefan]

hahaha, I always loved that one!

Best thread ever on GH.

[Boondoggle]

Did she blow the whistle?

[maroonfive]

The people from Iowa are white trash indeed. The people to the south are giving the people to the east a run for their money.


Go Gophers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tbebell]

http://www.myfoxtwincities.com/myfox/pages/Home/Detail;jsessionid=68EE1BB15BA58735A7C5E745C5EC6917 ?contentId=7935764&version=4&locale=EN-US&layoutCode=TSTY&pageId=1.1.1&sflg=1

It turns out we are good at fighting as well as f***ing.

[Boondoggle]

The people from Iowa are white trash indeed. The people to the south are giving the people to the east a run for their money.


Go Gophers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i was going to say arkansas and kentucky

[walleyedude]

Too bad I missed the show, at least I could have saw some action at the dome on Saturday!

[walleyedude]

If he was a former Hawk WR I'd think he would have been the one running from the cops :-)

Props to Matt for chasing this guy down.

[RahRahSkiUMah]

Any word whether or not they recovered the board that was strapped to his backside?

[BobWowGoph]

"According to police, the woman may also be charged with providing a false name to police after attempting to give a fake middle name to the officer on scene (though she identified herself with the correct first and last names"

Only an Iowegian would think that giving a fake middle name would work. Course maybe with Iowa cops...

[cheeseheadgophfan]

Dude should work in porn.....seriously, how do you uh, ummm, "perform" in that environment?

[DarrenTheGreek]

At least she got a bag of chips with her Dome Dog.

[StPaulHawkeye]

Quote from the article, "The Iowa native and former high school wide receiver passed the officers in pursuit, and a block later, caught up to Sinclair." (Bold and italics added by me.)

That's the part I like. Nice job, citizen.

[amateurdwarftosser]

http://www.twincities.com/ci_11073203?source=most_viewed

So, to recap the article. A couple of Iowa fans went hoggin' in a bathroom at the dome during the game. She was at the game with her husband and he was at the game with his girlfriend. :D

I have so many questions, i dont know where to begin...:confused:

You stay classy Iowa!

[KoolAid]

Although the Gophs got absolutely tossed, the Hawks fans sure made it easier to handle by:

A. Fornicating in the Dome bathroom (disgusting btw)

and

B. Taking the law into their own hands, props Matt.

In all, good stuff Hawks - Hopefully we can give you a better game next time. Thanks again.

[bigtenchamps1899]

this is the second most viewed thread on the new GH board behind "iowa fans", in order that that thread does not go down as the leader in views in this boards short history, lets try to keep this thread alive!

post any double entendre relating to this story so this thread doesn't die!

[Boondoggle]

"An officer arrived and separated the two."

That must really suck.

Crowbar? Fire hose? WD-40?

What does the manual call for?

[Boondoggle]

Being iowa fans, I'm not going to be shocked when we find out that these two are closely related.

[Boondoggle]

Indoor plumbing is apparently a turn on for some Hawkeyes.

[Boondoggle]

i think iowa fans having sex with something other than livestock shows major improvement.

[bigtenchamps1899]

but from iowa nonetheless.

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2008/11/26/president-bush-readies-more-pardons/

[grunkiejr]

Floyd of Rosedale wasn't the only prize hog on display Saturday night.

[bigtenchamps1899]

just love the title of this story:

http://blogs.wsj.com/washwire/2008/01/04/iowa-isnt-that-important-clinton-staffers-say/

[bigtenchamps1899]

at least give this video 30 seconds

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQ6EhnNor7o

[50PoundHead]

I guess he poked holes in her defense.

But did he go deep?

[maroonfive]

Well lady you are exhibit A concerning the fans from Iowa that I witnessed at the game. Further proof that most of you are white trash. You now say your life is over and you were fired from your job at an assisted living home. A noble job but that degree from Iowa is not going very far. Oh thats right, most of your fans did not go to Iowa or any college for that matter.
Iowa is catching up to Wisconsin in a big way. No one should feel sorry for you. There would be great irony if you got pregnant as I am sure safe sex was not an option in the heat of the moment.
I hope this thread keeps going and going as you are a fine representation of your state.

Go Gophers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Boondoggle]

I guess he poked holes in her defense.

But did he go deep?

I don't know if she took a shot deep, but he definitely went all the way.

[Keokolo Gopher]

It just keeps getting better!

http://www.desmoinesregister.com/article/20081126/NEWS/81126006

[Schnoodler]

Her husband blames himself??

[kevin in az]

Here in AZ we're building a border fence with Mexico. Perhaps MN should do the same on their southern border.

[Bronko Nagurski Gopher]

Her husband blames himself??

Quote from Des Moines paper article: "Lois Feldman said her husband, Kelly, has been supportive. She said he faults himself for not going with her when she left her seat to use the restroom before halftime."

Really?! Are you serious?! What kind of loser says that? I mean I understand you have a few kids with this "winner", but she just forever humiliated you, your family, your kids, ruined relationships with your mutual friends, etc. by having sex with a guy twelve years her junior, in a bathroom stall, in front of a group of cheering people, at a college football game and this is how you react!

Based on that quote the guy is basically putting her complete f-up on himself. I absolutely, 100% don't get it........wow

dirty, dirty hogeyes! literally like "pigs rolling in the mud"

I heard this sign was actually on the door outside the metrodome bathroom of ill repute, so i guess i don't understand how she was so confused afterwards. :)


http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/sex-in-toilets.jpg

[Gold Rush]

Bronk.........I imagine that guy must have felt pretty humiliated by the whole thing. I have a feeling they won't be married too much longer.

At the very least, he sure won't take her to any more football games!!!

[Go4IT]

http://www.kcci.com/news/2081627/detail.html

This is one of the people involved

[Keokolo Gopher]

Lois must be one hot milf! Atleast we know the dome went out with a "bang".

[Schnoodler]

http://www.kcci.com/news/2081627/detail.html

This is one of the people involved



"Hello, my name is Julie Adams from Fort Dodge. I would like to salute my wonderful boyfriend, Ross M. Walsh, from Linden."

[GophersInIowa]

Quote from Des Moines paper article: "Lois Feldman said her husband, Kelly, has been supportive. She said he faults himself for not going with her when she left her seat to use the restroom before halftime."

Really?! Are you serious?! What kind of loser says that? I mean I understand you have a few kids with this "winner", but she just forever humiliated you, your family, your kids, ruined relationships with your mutual friends, etc. by having sex with a guy twelve years her junior, in a bathroom stall, in front of a group of cheering people, at a college football game and this is how you react!

Based on that quote the guy is basically putting her complete f-up on himself. I absolutely, 100% don't get it........wow

dirty, dirty hogeyes! literally like "pigs rolling in the mud"

I heard this sign was actually on the door outside the metrodome bathroom of ill repute, so i guess i don't understand how she was so confused afterwards. :)




I was thinking the same thing. I don't know how anyone could be calm and supportive when something like this happens. It's so crazy and embarrassing. He needs to grow a pair himself.

[holereader]

man if it is a one horse town there won't be a rock to even find to crawl under

[The Big L]

It must suck to be one of those kids. Not only do they have to grow up in Iowa, but they are going to be mocked for a long time.

[minimax]

. . . . . .oh what the heck.

"She must have set her backfield in motion. You know that's against the rules. She set her backfield in motion. They're going to have to penalize you! oooh."

[50PoundHead]

It was very proper of her friends to re-fill her wine glass as opposed to simply passing around the paper bag. Classy crowd she hangs with.

[Schnoodler]

. . . . . .oh what the heck.

"She must have set her backfield in motion. You know that's against the rules. She set her backfield in motion. They're going to have to penalize you! oooh."


thank you stewie

[amateurdwarftosser]

Wow. I thought this would be a one shot deal in the PP and Strib, but this keeps getting better and better. We need another followup from the Des Moines Register.

On a sidenote, i was relieved to read that the woman was NOT in fact my ex girlfriend, who cheated on me, lied to me and then moved to Iowa. Anyone who tells you otherwise is a liar, and any similarity to my cheating whore of an ex girlfriend is purely coincidental.

[amateurdwarftosser]

I am reminded of Clerks...

Dante Hicks: "How many d***s have you sucked?"
Veronica Loughran: "Something like... 36."


Dante Hicks: "Hey, try not to suck any d*** on the way through the parking lot!"

[GoldysArmy]

So milfy!

http://buzzfeed.com/scott/lois-feldman

[Schnoodler]

Milf??

Monsters Inc., Laugh Floor?

[Ski U Mah Gopher]

Mother I'd like to F@$%

[Mick Turition]

Maybe the guy got a shot off before the gendarme coitus interruptus and the resultant little bastard turns out to be a great football prospect. Is he automatically a Hawkeye or will he have strange yearnings to attend the U?

[Gold Rush]

Well, now it looks like she has been fired from her job for it and now claims that she had no idea of what happened and she just wandered into the men's room by mistake and did not know a single thing that happened after that.

#1 -- I think she is lying
#2 -- That Ross guy better find himself a lawyer because from the sound of it, she is making it sound like he raped her.

[bigtenchamps1899]

Well, now it looks like she has been fired from her job for it and now claims that she had no idea of what happened and she just wandered into the men's room by mistake and did not know a single thing that happened after that.

#1 -- I think she is lying
#2 -- That Ross guy better find himself a lawyer because from the sound of it, she is making it sound like he raped her.
sounds like it:
http://www.carrollspaper.com/print.asp?SectionID=1&SubSectionID=1&ArticleID=7048&TM=49195.99
this story is not going away--saw this on drudge.

[Keokolo Gopher]

http://www.bustedcoverage.com/?p=9162#more-9162